Monday, 29 March 2010

What would be the best workplace perk?

Being God. Oh wai-

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Who was the best boss you've ever had?

Hitler.

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If you had the opportunity to live one year of your life over again, which year would you choose?

The one when the definition of a year was changed to mean the time taken for the universe to end.

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What was your favorite book as a child?

Mein Kampf

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If you had to cook dinner for someone tonight, what would you make?

Poison.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

God, version 2.

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Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how'd you get them?

Just the one over my right eye. It was 1856, and I was fighting some rebellious scoundrels in parts of our great empire. One devious chap tossed sand at my face, a most ungentlemanly manoeuvre, he then made to slice his sword at me, but I expecting this, though blinding, leapt back, and he only removed one of my eyes. Though I was in much agony, I couldn't let the chap get away with it, so I skipped forward and impaled him on my rapier.

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